I am a domestic, short-haired tabby living in Ottawa, Canada.
In general, I prey on rodents and unsuspecting birds, occasionally challenging myself with a small squirrel or lap dog.
I enjoy long walks, and engage in active neighbourhood surveillance.
I don’t think that, physically, it would be safe for a woman to carry inside her genitals a mechanical contraption capable of completely severing inches of muscle and sinew. The best part of this vaginal tooth-set is that it fits in like a regular condom and is made of light, latex materials like a regular condom. I wouldn’t want sharp hydraulic blades in my vagina, would you?
I definitely would not want sharp hydraulic blades in my vagina (maybe a high powered laser or something though?). I was being facetious and sarcastic. I do however, understand that terrifying social inequities in some developing countries have led to the development of this product. And that’s pretty sad isn’t it?
Upon reflection, I find the idea of a penis-binding condom pretty regressive on a sociological level. I also fear that it could lead to many accidental penectomies. Like the age-old debate about having a gun in the house, I would hate to accidentally barb my loved one’s penis if he surprised me in the dark one night.
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I don’t think that, physically, it would be safe for a woman to carry inside her genitals a mechanical contraption capable of completely severing inches of muscle and sinew. The best part of this vaginal tooth-set is that it fits in like a regular condom and is made of light, latex materials like a regular condom. I wouldn’t want sharp hydraulic blades in my vagina, would you?
Dear Jampaq,
I definitely would not want sharp hydraulic blades in my vagina (maybe a high powered laser or something though?). I was being facetious and sarcastic. I do however, understand that terrifying social inequities in some developing countries have led to the development of this product. And that’s pretty sad isn’t it?
Upon reflection, I find the idea of a penis-binding condom pretty regressive on a sociological level. I also fear that it could lead to many accidental penectomies. Like the age-old debate about having a gun in the house, I would hate to accidentally barb my loved one’s penis if he surprised me in the dark one night.
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