I heard you already!

Today I met the world record holder for ear size. They were humungous. I was trying to inconspicuously measure them while the patient was talking to the doctor. My best guess is approximately 7 inches in length. They were wide too, like 2 giant plates mounted on the sides of his head. They did not stick out though, and he was very cute in every other regard. About 85 or so, and having a colonic polyp removed.