Apology

Dear Squirrels,

I feel compelled to apologize for jumping to the conclusion that you were responsible for the phone problems we were having. As it happens there was some kind of problem with the lines a few poles over. You had not, in fact, chewed your way through the phone box outside.

Under the circumstances squirrels, I’m sure you can appreciate why I might’ve thought you responsible. A precedent had been set. Also, the way you’ve all been carrying on around here lately, one would almost think you own the place. Anyway, no hard feelings. I hope we can move forward. Truth is, I kind of like having you guys around. You’re quite cute and very agile. Some of your antics are down right entertaining.

All the best to you squirrels,

Love Tabby

ps – please accept my condolences for the loss of your brother last weekend