Saturday, October 28, 2006

Apology

Dear Squirrels,

I feel compelled to apologize for jumping to the conclusion that you were responsible for the phone problems we were having. As it happens there was some kind of problem with the lines a few poles over. You had not, in fact, chewed your way through the phone box outside.

Under the circumstances squirrels, I’m sure you can appreciate why I might’ve thought you responsible. A precedent had been set. Also, the way you’ve all been carrying on around here lately, one would almost think you own the place. Anyway, no hard feelings. I hope we can move forward. Truth is, I kind of like having you guys around. You’re quite cute and very agile. Some of your antics are down right entertaining.

All the best to you squirrels,

Love Tabby

ps – please accept my condolences for the loss of your brother last weekend

4 Comments:

Blogger bbctchr,M.D. said...

I'm sure the squirrels would leave you a comment, but they are probably having a hard time reading the "word verification" box.

11:08 PM  
Blogger Rabbit Girl said...

Rabbits on the other hand are quite accomplished readers...

1:31 AM  
Blogger telltale tabby said...

Dear Rabbit Girl,

Thank you for your comment.

I have no doubt that rabbits can hold their own on the literacy front.

Any thoughts about gekkos?

tabs

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirrel killer!!! Lucky you're MIA around the house; the squirrels held a protest last week and burned down one of our beloved bird houses. It was mutany. Even the crows were scared and they ain't scared of anything. Hopefully, by the time you return this whole mess with the squirrels will have settled and you all can make peace.
~Bobcat

9:07 PM  

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