Grottyville

Hello Friends,

There is a certain threshold of personal crud and body odour beyond which one requires professional help before rejoining polite company. This is why I intend to visit a hamam during my sejour in Paris. At said hamam, I will be taken under the charge of a large middle eastern woman, who will strip me naked and then exfoliate my entire body for a generous period of time. The vigourness of her work will be considered a voluntary physical assult by most, masochism by others. I suppose those two are one and the same.

I simply cannot wait!

loving you all, and Benin too,

Tabby